Yeah, plus he has a smelly dick (no offense, smelly dick).

Perfect combo.

or rather, what he has to mumble as if his mouth was full of…

We're an anarcho-syndicated commune.

Wait, what was the question?

I have a scabby pussy.

Thanks, teadoust. It needed to be said.

I would like it to occur in a particular fashion.

"mighty shit talking" is, like, the whole reason for these comment boards.

Speaking of Slayer, I'm still waiting for ZMF to weigh in on this article.

Being stuck on a ship with NKOTB fans is worse. At least the band gets paid to do what they do.

T-Pain is what a woman feels when her IUD slips out.

Sorry, "IT".

I'm so excited for this new album that this write and article about "it"… WHEN YOU SOMEONE EAT IT.

Yeah, >>>>>>>>>>>>>>:( doesn't even come close.

He treats everyone as an asshole or a dumbass. And when it comes to sex, I think most people are one or both.

And he's an asshole in order to fill the gap left by wishy-washy advice columnists and therapists. I, for one, appreciate it.

:: starts running around wildly without knowing why ::

Pet Rock Rapist, rapin' pet rocks!

Second that. Or perhaps he types with his knuckles.