TomWaits: WIN.

Black womenz be too poor to buy hundreds of pairs of cute shoes!

Diarrhea keeps you skinny!

Everyone knows black people don't exist outside urban areas.

It sounds like a recipe for cancer.

Nice work, Steberstein. That made me laugh a lot.

If they're so harmless (and that cock was not only fat, but looooong), perhaps all of the cigarettes in movies can be replaced with FAT BLUE COCKS.

That is an excellent question. Please keep me updated on any new information pertaining to what kids are doing after (or during) sex.

Crap like this makes me want a cig
I quit smoking a while ago. But hearing this shit just makes me want to have a cigarette - partly out of spite, but mostly from the constant talk about smoking. Can everyone just SHUT UP about it?

God, children are fucking stupid.

SMOKE.

I worked as an ice cream man one summer (for lack of a better job). Don't hate on it; driving around in a van getting high and talking to little kids is almost worth $3 an hour.

Hey, as in "why bother marrying outside your FAMILY"?

I'm curious as to what condiments and other toppings will be served on the aforementioned cheeseburgers.

Tom, knowing what I know about ICP and their music (which isn't much, I'll admit) that makes perfect sense.

Yeah, someone please explain. I'm afraid to google it at work.

@taint: Oh, good. Then make sure to tell your friends not to buy spaghetti from hippies.

This Phish festival sounds like…
an all-you-can-rape buffet.

Phish is good background music. Bring a deck of cards or something.

Yeah, bad idea (unless it's a naked picture).