Clueless, I hear you. It wouldn't bother me in the least if they didn't have to stick a name on it.

WHAT??!!

It's like when a dog vomits, then eats his own regurgitated food five minutes later.

Haven't seen the movie and hopefully never will, but accidental pregnancy is never funny. People are too stupid to even think of having kids.

I'm pretty sure that a marriage in the family is not a subject that is "impolite to discuss in a public forum". I mean, come on. It's not like the kid was getting into all the carpet-munching details.

Kickass! I had the folders, pencil case, stickers, and coloring book. I was freakin' OBSESSED with Lisa Frank. My mom was reluctant to buy the stuff though because it was 5 times more expensive than regular school supplies.

Your wife's boobs are boring. Me, I have a fresh set of boobs for each day!

I was looking for the drinking fountain made to look like a lady bending over, but those will have to do.

May or may not be SFW:

Do you not know anything about math?

PWNED.

I thought it went well with the matching boob comforter and pillow shams.

meh.
Yeah… I don't really care about this.

would you something something Tom Petty something something?

Sorry about the terrible spelling, I'm typing on my phone.

The Quiverfull people aren't being irresponsible, they're being downright malicious. Their goal is to build an army; a "quiver full" of human waepons to fight a holy war.

I believe every pope adventure is sexy.

I hope to see even more guy-on-guy anal sex in the remake.

MAN UP AND EAT SOME HUMAN FLESH

Yes, Frito, but then what would PW have to snack on?