Darth, I would totally eat your kids.

If everyone with two healthy kidneys were to mail one of them to the National Kidney Foundation, they'd have more than enough to go around!

HH, I just watched that movie on Netflix instant play. Brought back a flood of memories for me.

Childhood is such a wonderful, magical time.

Binge drinking: a family tradition.

Good point, SYZH. Also, fucking mistakes are what they make Axe Body Wash for, according to the commercials.

My family = the reason I still drink myself into oblivion every holiday.

Hah! It's funny 'cause it's true!

He can play the dad this time. Lingering emotional scars and abandonment issues play a role in his decision to leave his young son behind while the rest of the family vacations as a punishment for wetting the bed.

Yeah, we're the ones who are accustomed to instant gratification and A's for effort.

Lady engineers exist, but no worries: they come sans lady parts.

I think you're right, ricin. Just the other day I was forced to listen to a coworker tell everyone how he just found out his wife was pregnant for the second time in a year. He came right out and said it was a fucking mistake.

Can I get a robot that will take over the role of parenting once the kid turns 13 and gets all stupid and shit?

What the fuck! They teach women how to use their computers "to track calories, carbs and protein with ease, watch online fitness videos, map your running routes and more."

Wow, this is extremely offensive. Get on it, Amelie.

Mogumbo: ugh, I know! My parents made the mistake of buying a computer from Best Buy once. When the hard drive failed, my dad tried to get Best Buy to replace it since it was still under warranty. Their customer service avoided his calls until the day after the warranty ran out, then it was "Sure, we can fix that!"

"Mommy! Daddy said I was a mistake!"

My college roommate watched this show obsessively. She claimed it was because she was interested in the "art" of "modeling", but I knew it just made her feel better about herself watching all these something-something-wrecky girls get all wrecky and shit.

Once everyone is good and drunk…

I'd rather see a combination of both.