… a Dreamworks Production.

Zombie Elvis eats deep-fried peanut butter brain sandwiches.

No, I'm pretty sure she's still fat (I don't really keep track of these things). The purpose of this whole campaign is to get her viewers fat as well (those who aren't already) to make her look better by comparison.

I'm pretty sure that KFC's "chicken" causes cancer.

Why the 'F'? Does your dick point slightly to the left?

Also, I like mbs much better than Tarkovsky; at least he doesn't go around telling people they're not Christian enough.

I'm pretty sure most "professed Christians" are a lot more disappointing than Sugartits here.

I remember Ryan's Steak House.

Maybe I'm just weird, but I love cooking really delicious, elaborate meals while stoned. I would never eat one of these shit-bowls. If I did, I would be sick for days (like the last time I ate KFC).

Unless you're a chick, then it means you're not preggers.

B+

Yeah, the first one was awesome. But I think there are 11 or 12 now, and they stopped naming them "Land Before Time" after number 6 or so.

HAH!

Ughh, thanks KJ and CC. How awkward. Now why did getting his picture taken with black people make him think of that song, I wonder?

Yeah, I like what Obama said last night about how he'd love it if Iraq, Afghanistan, Pakistan, Iran, North Korea, health care, and the energy crisis were all he had to worry about. Dude's got a lot on his plate. If Bush were still president, he'd be condemning gay marriage right about now.

Also, don't eat at Subway.

@ kjohnson1585 - link, please?

There's an uncle club now? Sweet!

Thanks, but I think I want to stay for this one.

"the tits"?