My dad? I did that once when I was 6. I got a timeout for it.

Yes, but still! What the fucking fuck?

angry samoan FTW.

Babe 2: Electric Swugaloo

Yeah, I guess Bush would be Vader. He's Palpatine's puppet.

Yeah, seriously. I live in Wisconsin and whenever I travel outside Madison, it's shocking. Recently I was visiting a friend waaay up north, and I started to make a joke about Bush. He told me I'd better shut my mouth before I got the shit kicked out of me.

Crap, I keep forgetting that there are still Republican Bush supporters out there.

Yeah, I recommend we trust Biden's advice in that area.

Thank you, Butt Jesus! Amen, Hallelujah!

I think if he did it, it would be hilarious.

"Our reporter is there live right now."

I thought it made sense as well. Though I was also raised by crazy people - the fundamentalist conservative Christian type - so maybe I'm willing to accept anything that isn't "let's keep these wetbacks off our land that we stole from them".

Why did he have to being by saying "Joe Biden is the Vice President of the United States…"? Hopefully we all know who he is by now.

Kill the pig!
Cut 'er throat!
Bash 'er in!

Yeah, I love how he just says whatever he's thinking. He's got diarrhea of the mouth, in a cute way.

Well, I rather enjoy it.

I want a zombie Nazi cardboard cutout.

I dunno. He's got good delivery on the show, but I did not think his live standup was funny at all. It was a level above Jay Leno. Though it might have been because he knew he was on stage in front of an entire audience of "tweens" (shudder) who only came to drool over Bret McKenzie.

I saw FOTC in Madison a couple days ago. They were mildly entertaining live, but Mirman sucked. I was really disappointed with his act - it was a series of one-liners with an occasional laugh. He did do a long rant about Delta Airlines, but it just got old by the end of it.

Haha, Jerry. Your wax figure is seriously cross-eyed.