Nonsense. Fat people can only date other fat people. Otherwise, sex doesn't work.

WIN
This is just an awesome sentence in every way:

I just had a similar experience.

Amelie is right. I've had that song in my head for fucking WEEKS, and I don't even like McDonalds.

You can't just DECIIIIDE that I'm drunk!

She sounds like a winner.

It is indeed grammatically incorrect.

I'd like to think that this kind of thread is the reason they added the "Hide All Replies" button. And… skip to the next topic.

Kid van Pervert, you look exactly like a guy I know. Does the word "Haymarket" mean anything to you?

I did that already today

In college we had co-ed naked soccer at 2:00 in the morning when there was still frost on the grass.

Notice the expression on Connery's face in the painting? Evil and mischevious.

That's not his wife.
It's a dude.

I prefer to make extremetly hurful passive aggressive side comments. It always seems to get the job done.

Whoops! Guess I let the proverbial "cat" out of the proverbial "bag"!

Is this the thread where we talk about how much we love our cats?

Cats and laptops are not very aerodynamic.

@Goggles: I thought those three were the same person, in different costumes.

What Would Primetime's What Would You Do? Do?
HA! Doo-doo.

Daisy of Love. Why do most of the people in the pictures look like they're about to start masturbating in front of the camera?