The AV CLUB: More ironic than erotic

"here shake my hand—no, no, that's evidence of a murder"

You can see Ava's nip (or a deceptively alluring birthmark) in the last scene. I THOUGHT THIS WAS A CHILDREN'S PROGRAM!

Right, see if she was doing it to avoid torture/death she could have just made up a bunch of stuff. No one else knows that she called him "her lion" for instance. If she had said some weird off the wall shit that could have signaled to him that she was just acting and it wasn't personal. I don't see how it's not…

Yikes that writing (from the excerpt) is ROUGH. Is this the choice I'm faced with? Extra rapes or terrible prose?

Idk, I wouldn't believe all the bad things you hear about rapetown

Don't worry I'm sure your parents enjoyed "funky butt loving" — also they probably didn't mind Rookie of the Year that much

WHY IS THIS NOT LIKED MORE?

where's the marketing for this? I live in LA and I didn't know this was out yet (or being reviewed ahead of release, etc)

I thought that too, but it's always possible that she was in on the plan but didn't think Saul would so publicly throw her under the bus. What happens in the CIA stays in the CIA?

to be fair, I've never been able to write a check that fast

I feel like the scene with helena tied up in the basement was channeling s1 Breaking Bad too. Not a bad show to imitate.

no it's:

hey! we have lots of good beer too!

hand don't clap

Considering the alternatives, I think it's important to learn how to stop worrying and love the Obama

Considering the alternatives, I think it's important to learn how to stop worrying and love the Obama

dude thermodynamics sucks, always spoiling all my plans

dude thermodynamics sucks, always spoiling all my plans

I posted about this on another thread but it makes more sense here.