He might have ended the show earlier if the whole Flash Forward acting gig had panned out. But, alas, that was not to be.

Actually, make that the seventh film. I forgot City Under Siege, which I was mixing up with Citizens On Patrol.

No, sixth. You're forgetting Assignment: Miami Beach.

"Sure, come to the Kremlin you'll have a great time."

@avclub-e57dbebc740250d2c4a370cf6ccb35f0:disqus shhh! @avclub-cfe912f5cb3aa572bd1c9ae2a9b82207:disqus and @avclub-8ce241e1ed84937ee48322b170b9b18c:disqus have a thing going.

How does anyone on here know what my voice sounds like?

Wrong. One of them is Jewish.

Which deity is Ted Haggard praying to again? Because I'm not sure his is the same as many other fine upstanding Christians.

WAAAAAAAAAAALT!

Just like the Dark Side itself.

Polaris - Check. Grammy - Check. Criminally Too High on AV Club's "Best Of" List - Check.

TOTALLY! Best day ever for me.

You forgot.

True Story: My grandmother dated Judge Judy husband's uncle. So I got that going for me.

Was watching this for the first time last night. The scene with Mickey Rourke's monologue about how his soul dried up was hi-larious. By the time he got to the part about the woman on the bridge I was in stitches. I didn't know this was a comedy.

Mass Market Paperback is free. But, you have to buy the premium version to launch the hardcover at people.

My uncle worked at the Olive Garden. He tossed salads.

I call shenanigans on some of your words:
- Barenaked? You haven't heard a mention to Barenaked Ladies?
- Weenis? That shows up in every Zach Galifinakis movie. Did you not see the coming attraction for The Hangover II?

If you say it five times while looking in the mirror, Melissa Etheridge appears behind you and gives you sensitivity training.

Mmm. @avclub-58238e9ae2dd305d79c2ebc8c1883422:disqus I'm thinking more of a space slug. Or, maybe the sarlac.