BECAUSE I WAS LOADED, OKAY?!?

Her?

Every year I go to Lollapalooza and connectivity is always an issue. A seemingly simple act like sending a text to tell someone where you are can take multiple tries and drain your phone battery as your phone tries to connect. I'm surprised the organizers for this mobile-focused event didn't do better.

"May I do to the bathroom first?"
"Of course, you may."
"Thank you."

Ugh. Just this week, someone I work with called the browser "Mozilla". Mozilla? Wha? How? Why would you know the name "Mozilla" and not know the browser is actually called "Firefox"?

What the fuck is this? This seems waaaaaaaaaaay different than the books.

I did not realize Oscar Isaac was Guatemalan (until I looked it up). I totally thought he was a white guy, which then made me think… Is Oscar Isaac gay? (Not that there's anything wrong with that)

But, will it let me ironically like something?

If you're outside of Israel (or Arrakis), you're technically supposed to have two nights of Seders. Many people don't do that anymore. But, either way, we're both right.

April 11? I'll unfortunately have to PASSOVER this opportunity.

I think what you're all missing is that this guy keeps wanting to operate.

Coon toss? Trump's America has gotten weirder along with its racism.

Yeah. Probably totally like that.

Kind of lost me when they started singing about your "most beautiful face." Maybe they could have synced up with another part of the song?

Mark Wahlberg says some really obvious shit in this trailer. What other obvious statements can we hope to see in the full movie? And go…

https://www.youtube.com/wat…

Just for one last job…

Actually… a number of sources list "Gary Berlanti". Anyone know why?

Greg Berlanti directed Life As We Know It? Based on the AV Club review, I always thought it was directed by Gary Berlanti: http://www.avclub.com/revie….

Based on the plot, I'm pretty sure this is a remake of The Three Amigos. Not sure why they added the extra four characters though. They seem to be raping my childhood.