That is the best description of Widespread Panic I've ever read. Well done.

Way to be totally rational, bro. Jeez.

It's funny that you say that. "In a Tennessee mud pit while listening to Billy Joel" was one of the many scenarios in which one could eat green eggs and ham that Sam I Am suggested to the unnamed hesitant would-be eater of all things green, eggy, and hammy in the original draft of Dr. Suess' much loved Green Eggs and…

While they won't eat your baby, they may look very cross at it. So, you should keep that in mind when traveling "down under", or not. Cuz I made that shit up.

I think you mean Ms. Chanadaler Bong, sir.

I regret that I can only this but once.

In truth, they're a very inventive and innovative jazz trio that have done everything from acid jazz to be-bop zee. And they're supremely talented musicians to boot. I've been a fan for years. Worth checking out if you like jazz.

LOL That's glorious.

*Whistles "Every Sperm is Sacred" to self. Is amused.*

Hold me?

It's very vowel-y, yes.

It started out as a weird A.V. Club in-joke but the sheer bulk of sarcasm and irony created by the endless jokes formed a sort of pink slime that flowed and flowed beneath the dank abandoned basement of the A.V. Club office/KFC. Soon, there was so much of it that the band became manifested into our realm and was…

Good god. The Divine Comedy was written prematurely.

Oh you mean the Encino Men, buuuuuuuuudy?

Did anybody else keep expecting Ass Dan to make an appearance during the announcement video/commercial?

It's going to be a cappella covers of Quiet Riot songs.

"Wastes said motherfuckers" will appear 65 times in the final script.

This will test well in the Males 18 - 45 demographic who know who Charles Bronson is. I meant it won't test well.

Easter Egg?

He's really cornering the portrayal of self-proclaimed deities market. In fact, this time he's nailed it.