"Them 'em about the Twinkie."

You suck, Internet.

This will give him a much needed distraction from the unscripted comedy that is his life.

No proxy votes!

This'll help: You can't hide from your mind, amigo.

This whole guacamole faux-drama is already starting to brown.

Please show yourself out.

"The union will hear about this!"

And Brian Williams is the one that gets suspended…

Fred Overdosed Robitussin, Died

They'll regret this decision when he insists on doing everything in the opposite direction.

But will she stayed naked?

Bizarro Sherilynn Fenn

#impatientbonertime

This video is racist.

No kidding. That's not even fit to be my warm-up.

This article makes more sense if you take out the "Great", the "Job", and the comma out of the title.

Nancy Grace is a self-righteous bitch.

BORK BORK BORK

Vulnicura means "a whale's vagina".