Am I Getting Old?
When did it become OK for bands to record into an old tape deck they had lying around, not sing in key or intelligibly, barely be able to play their instruments and still get an A from music critics?

Best song on that CD is Respiration, and it's not close.

Favorite Instrumental
Melodies of Love - Joe Sample

5 Hip—Hop Songs
Storm Warning - Latryx
Shakey Dog - Ghostface Killah
T.R.O.Y. - Pete Rock and C.L. Smooth
Everyday Struggle - Notorious B.I.G.
Can I Live - Jay-Z

Favorite Stones Song, and one of the pimping-st songs of all time. "Under My Thumb"

Hmmm
This is the kind of prank Andy Kaufman would do if he had no talent or sense of humor.

Imagine
How many Twitter posts it would take to write the blog post above.

I first turned rainbow, close my eyes and watch my brain glow.

Apollo Creed

American Recordings
I love the name of these albums. Who else but Johnny Cash, the quintessential, voice-of-the-forgotten American, on albums recorded as he was dying. It's perfect.

I've had these
Microwavable pork rinds are excellent. When I lived in Atlanta we had them at a few football parties, people are kinda grossed out at first when you tell them what they are, but eventually after having a couple they come around…they always come around.

Diddy
Runs the city.

Ha!!

Every Week
After IES CHANG eats a Porn Brains in Gravy Omelette, this poor sap with the camera is going to start screaming and crying like the reporter at the Hindenburg crash.

I'm Aboard
Brian Fellows and John McClane are making a buddy cop movie? I am fully on board.

Wallow in the mire

Raise up off these N-U-TS, Cuz you gets none of these…at ease

Segways
All the coolness of an electric golf cart driving around an old folks retirement community, with the added bonus of having to wear a bicycle helmet…sign me up for 2

I Dig This Guy
He sounds like a musician's musician. Traveling the world just so he can hear a big brass section, that is the shit.

I'm pro-abortion and pro-death penalty…at least I'm consistent.