When I was in college I invented a rating system for females based on the Monopoly board.  It seemed more appropriate than the 1-10 rating system.

Hello, this is the offices of Dr. Octagon.
If you have insurance or medical problems, I'm here for you
for any type of intestine surgery, rectal rebuilding, relocated
saliva glands… and chimpanzee acne! And of course moose bumps.
You can call 1-800PP51-DooDoo. I'm in your corner.

Hello, this is the offices of Dr. Octagon.
If you have insurance or medical problems, I'm here for you
for any type of intestine surgery, rectal rebuilding, relocated
saliva glands… and chimpanzee acne! And of course moose bumps.
You can call 1-800PP51-DooDoo. I'm in your corner.

Phil Collins should have been producing Hip-Hop records starting in 1990.

Phil Collins should have been producing Hip-Hop records starting in 1990.

A Note to the Purveyors of Bear Semen
Since when was it ever manly to drink semen of any kind?

All Time Greats
Released in 1997: Camp Lo — Uptown Saturday Night

Duece
I will He-Bitch Man-Slap you!

All Time Great
VDP is the man. That is all.

CHW
Marcus Gilmer has the right answer.

I listened to this over the weekend
I like Nicki, she seems to be more of a Missy type than a Lil' Kim type.

Ageless
Meanwhile, Pat Sajak hasn't aged a fucking day.

Oh, How Wonderful
I want Jay-Z to to a response song so bad to this, not because Hammer deserves to be mentioned by Jay-Z for a whole song. Just because that would be too damn funny, he could do a whole verse on the "Pumps and a Bump" video alone.

Apollo Kids
This album is a continuation of the pimped out gibberish he was rapping with on Supreme Clientele, I love that CD to death.

Nickelodeon
Is between Comedy Central and Adult Swim, so in my flipping I caught this movie. I was getting physically upset watching this (I have the same reaction to some shows on Bravo and E!). Koski you are a goddamn trooper. and allow me to be an old man for a second, What the fuck is wrong with these kids today?

BOOM!!!! HEADSHOT!!!
Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald - Gordon Lightfoot

I don't like most mash-up much, because I think most try to fit pieces together that just don't sound right.

Odd
No mention of the K-Swiss Tubes marketing campaign which almost made me buy a pair for the shear audacity of it. The swinging brass balls on that ad agency for bringing McBride in to do that should be considered one of the seven wonders of the world.

Another Show to do
Animaniacs

truffle crisp
I had one of these and really liked it. The meringue was a really nice touch that kinda tasted like astronaut ice cream. I would get one of these again.