@Roneesh - Saving 1000 Mexican lives is only equivalent to saving around 67 Americans.

"Let them eat brown man!"

It's like firing a Sonic Boom when your opponent fires a Haduken.

Crank 3: Superman Dat Ho

Thingamajig…
Interesting article Slate ran about this kind of thing, this article is safe for work.

Wall-to-wall Club Bangers
I'm On A Boat!!!

my my my
My hatred for Tyler Perry is vast.

It's a given that Leno is a hack and is stealing Conan's thunder. However, I do think that more edgy stuff like Triumph, the masturbating bear etc. would never "play" for people who watched Leno. That's why the later time slot suited Conan so nicely. Now we have to watch that son of a bitch Fallon fuck shit up for…

Somewhere between her large and her small.

Spoken like a true Philadelphian.

The fucking size of your metropolitan area makes no difference as to whether your city is worth a shit culturally. Houston, DFW, Phoenix, Atlanta can all go suck a hard one.

Danny Gokey, all hatred for song choice aside, was EASILY the best singer last night. Everyone else was either missing notes, or their tone was horrific.

Hark!
Where in this entire country could you possibly find someone who has an English degree and need a job with the economy so strong and that degree being in such high demand?

THE CHANG
IES Dave Chang sounds like high military rank

Hip-Hop Love - 10
Never Been In Love - Talib Kweli
Song Cry - Jay-Z
T.O.J. - El-P
You Got Me - The Roots
Hey Lover - LL Cool J
Black Shampoo - Wu-Tang Clan
You're All I Need - Method Man ft. Mary J. Blidge
Don't Ever Fucking Question That - Atmosphere
Go - Common
Slow It Down - Little Brother

I'm still holding out
For the music issue of Big 'Uns.

I've still got a 32X at home.

Interview
That interview was the funniest thing I've read in a long time, and I've been reading since 1985.

AAAAAAAAAAA
Yoga Fire!!

"Hey, Ace, you got any more of that gum?"