Blueberry Muffins in the Morning with Blueberry Johnson

That idea's OK but
It should go in tandem with the idea I put in the last Dilla article, that there should be a benefit concert sell the shirts there.

The Oscars
Should be 1-hour long, period.

You didn't die, but now you know what you have to look forward to for all eternity, sinner.

Coachella = Something for Everyone
The Clipse and Fucked Up playing on the same day at the same show makes me exceedingly happy.

Essentially this is just gibberish with some ellipses thrown in…however, if you look further down on the page there is a picture of Daphne Joy…she might be the hottest woman I have ever seen in my life…dot dot dot

Like in Who Framed Roger Rabbit? when Roger did that shot of whiskey.

I myself am partial to the Heath bar blizzard, but whenever you mix candy and ice cream the result is a victory.

Scientology Candy Bar
Packed with tons of chewy Xenougat!!!

THESE THINGS ARE SO GOOD
GOD, I FUCKING LOVE RAISINS!!

There is an AA calendar and I had it last year…

It's her video, she will not be out-indied

Sickly hot is an oxymoron.

Well played, GE&S.

Correct me if I'm wrong, but I'm pretty sure cutting oneself is a surefire way to lose weight.

AA models need to go to the Ponderosa steakhouse and buffet at least twice a week, they look sickly.

I'm 28, and I've been told not to play with 12-year olds.

I'm 28, and I've been told not to play with 12-year olds.

this needs…
MORE AUTO-TUNE!!!!

I Can't Sleep
I've been doing the Bartman non-stop since 1990…I'm so tired, why won't they let me sleep.