So many missed opportunities to yell
"DAMN IT CHLOE!!!"

Pilgrim, well-played.

Go to a crowded bar, throw that song on the jukebox and watch the madness.

Big Deal
The 1960s and 1970s were based on doing drugs.

Hip-Hop is definitely in the building today.

Good Lord
If I were a woman, and this intelligence-insulting shit were marketed at me I'd be pissed. Of course, that would also mean I would be a woman watching True Beauty, so I guess I would have it coming.

You Got Served Breakfast
The Cini-Minis (and a Sausage Croissan'Wich)

"insides is the creamy benefit"

A Handful of Things
#1 How could a big room with an obstacle course, giant ball pit, and tall slides not be fun?

I Just Know
There is a Juiced with OJ Simpson/Smile, You're Under Arrest joke out there somewhere.

I'd've gone with Dumbmockracy.

If the reference bot isn't going to do it, I will.

Handlen, You Liar
Are you going to tell me that a Sega Genesis with a couple sweet games like Sonic and Street Fighter wouldn't make your life better? Not even a little?

Who would win in a fight?
The Charmin Dingleberry Bears or the Berenstain Bears?

SF
"SONIC BOOM!" ~ Guile

Michael Phelps can swim fast.

B is a bit low
I'd say B+ to A-

Misnomer
Is it still Celebreality if nobody on the show was a celebrity?

I ask a genuine question and get genuine answers. I love it when a plan comes together.

Garbage
Are there any Rom-Coms that aren't completely embarrassing wastes of time? Any suggestions?