LOL, Diversity
I used to date a Hmong girl, we used to crack racist jokes on each other all the time.

wait
Santa's not real?

Story Raps
If his new album is all story raps it might be the greatest piece of music ever made (Fumes and No Regrets are monsters). Especially if Blockhead does all the tracks because that guy is one of the best producers ever to touch an ASR-10.

The best track on None Shall Pass was Fumes.

if by
"…dense and enjoyable…" you really mean, "Byzantine and convoluted" Then, yes.

Holy monkey, a dyed-in-the-wool F!

A Question To All
Speaking of Showtime shows…does anyone besides me watch/like Californication?

Much Respect To Alston
Finally, someone around here recognizes the power of Tronic even if it is his #10.

is boring

Son Of A Bitch
B, a motherfucking B…

Still Torn
I still don't know how I feel about Conan going to the early time slot. This new wrinkle makes me even more leery, is Leno going to try and be the next Charlie Rose or Larry King?

Charles Grodin Is Spinning In His Grave
At the thought of someone coming along to steal his dog movie thunder.

I heard someone mention my name…sorry I'm late.

What would you even need to decide in Honolulu? What flowered shirt to wear, and what beach to bike to…

Simple Idea
Put the contestants from Tough Love together with the guys from Pick-Up Artist. Then all the people that no one else wants to date will be taken out of the pool. Everyone wins.

Short One
Brokeback Mountain, South Park ruined this one for me. Gay cowboys eating pudding.

What The Shit?
Are we human, or are we dancer?

That's ok, tonight your mom and I are staying in.

Or ROFL

if you insist
The girlfriend and I are seeing it tomorrow.