Not quite, I understand that she's Broadway famous, and big with the gays. I'm saying she's talented, sexy and likable enough to be $10-million-a-picture, movie famous. There's a difference between employed and being a fixture on TMZ.

kristin chenoweth
I just looked her up…she's 40!! She is the hottest 40 year old I have ever seen! On top of that, she's bubbly and cute and can sing like the dickens. I know other people said this, but why isn't she a huge ass star?

Paper Planes is winning that thing in a landslide. After the PE trailer, that shit blew the fuck up.

I read the item and he writes a EW column…ok…so…

Made You Look
"Don't say my car's topless, say the titties is out." ~ Nas

???
I think the point everybody is missing so far…why is horror novelist Stephen King putting together year-end top ten album reviews?

The Cata-womb

a bit off
Just like the Madvillain song, it's all caps when you spell the man's name…THE CHANG.

Decider: Waukesha…

Is it still perverted if I was only 15 at the time?

Sorry
Britney Spears has had no impact on my life since the Rolling Stone cover with the Teletubby.

I warm the cantaloupe up in the microwave before I cut the hole and fuck it.

OK

JVS has it pretty much nailed down. Thanksgiving is very decent, especially because this year my fam is deep-frying the turkey.

Ha, Ha
I love awkward family photos. Mike Huckabee's family photo was the funniest shit ever.

3 Ill Things
#1 The dude got cut up by butterflies, and was fascinated by butterflies. Apparently, the latino dude was deathly afraid of John Scott which is not good considering his memories are in Olivia's head.

I had no idea this many people either liked, were scared shitless, or both by Event Horizon. It seems like this movie is getting pretty cult-y, Scott Tobias should get on it.

make that 'tis of thee…

There is a motherfucking bacontoday website!!

Karatloz, you can CAPITALIZE it if you want. But, if they had that idea in middle school, it would just make it easier for the grown ups to throw them out of the airlock.