Chicken and Egg
Did anyone while watching either Ace Venture or Dumb and Dumber say, "Yeah, that was good. I wonder how those characters got to be that way? I wonder if they would make a prequel of them in high school, or even better elementary school."

Laetitia Casta
That woman 's swimsuit issue spread was one of the reasons why I'm now legally blind.

Queen of Seward's Folly
Everything that woman does makes me smile with my heart.

Chewbacca Uncircumsized
Dr. Octagon is my favorite Hip-Hop album in history.

For Beautiful, For Spacious Skies
A fast food company is counter-suing a ganster rapper, for damages.

A couple more…

SAT Analogy Time
Thomas Kinkade is to painting as…

Localvore Gremlin

Crack-Kicking Kraken

Vegan Cannibal Holocaust

Christine (breaking for pedestrians)

This looks kinda tasty
Then again I love Mountain Dew, so take it for what it's worth.

Good Man Murray
Paying well-deserved deference to ZZ Top, I'll second that.

I also went to a Big Ten school, and 'za was not in my lexicon: that said, I use it purely ironically now, Broseph.

Motherfuck pedestrians, if they gotta go to get my 'Za in under 30 minutes than so be it. People have died for much less noble causes.

I Just Figured
The video game, 'Yo! Noid' would be the last interactive TV/Pizza interface. I was so very wrong.

Kudos go to Andrew for the two-fer in a one liner. Well played.

Christ almighty….

Kudos
Rabin spotted the line of the night. The owl/graduation cap line was it.

I Got One, or Two
Coldplay…all of it. I don't have that much reasoning, I just like it. It reminds me of old Phil Collins, and I like Phil Collins. So fuck off.