That's a damn shame
Cuz I kinda like DL Hughley

"NOT A FINGER!!"

Stupid n.e.r.d.
Not only is that chair unspeakably ugly, but every piece of body part furniture is ugly for-e-ver.

Almost the same as Xanadu, except the roller skates have stone wheels.

Probably?

NO
And I can't stress that enough…NO!!

Grade B?
What the shiny fuck are you talking about?

More Hip-Hop
I went to Rock the Bells in Chicago this year. Some of the multi-act show good, others not good. The closing act was A Tribe Called Quest, which you'd think would be all good…but think about it.

A Fun Fact
Hysteria is named for women going crazy, the cure for this was pelvic stimulation with a vibrator causing the body to calm itself.

This reminds me of a funny story…

She wears underpants with dickholes in them.

hmmm
I'm no law enforcement expert, but are you allowed to walk around Beverly Hills with a rifle over your shoulder?

GOD DAMN RAT BASTARD SON OF A BITCH!!!

They use those footballs at the answers.com Knowledge Bowl.

It definitely does not count, at least not in this country. I think it might be legal if you're using international rules.

Take That
Words, Words, Words…Whatever

did you hear?
The guy from Extreme is going to be the lead singer of Van Halen. I'm going to put this GnR story into that bin.

That'd be good, but I'd rather see THE CHANG not get a column and just come onto the comment boards and mix it up with the commoners.

My bad…he could probably do a gang of one-armed push-ups too though.

Hey guys, I brought some veggie dip…wait, what's going on here?