Doesn't Jack Palance make a juicer?

*shitty Andy Rooney impression*

Some 'ayes', some 'nays' — could be worse.

am i the only retard
That mispronounces 'biopic' as like 'myopic' with a b every time i read it?

That Photo
I have a pretty iron stomach, but that picture is twisting me up something fierce. THE CHANG is one gully motherfucker though (remember, all caps when you spell the man's name).

Too Bad
That's a shame that they went more R&B (as RZA would say, rap and bullshit) on this one, because I still played the shit out of connected. On the wisdom front, his verse on Slow It Down on the LB's Minstrel Show album is one of the best verses ever.

I put together a motorcycle music mix for my headphones when I'm riding. Sammy Hagar gets a pass from me for all times because of "There's Only One Way To Rock"

Show me someone who doesn't dig Van Morrison and I'll show you an asshole.

the reality show world
An addendum: At what point are the incestuous reality show producers, promoters, 'stars', and marketers going to collapse on themselves? It seems at this point like the whole thing just sustains itself asexually and through photosynthesis.

what can you say
Reality shows exist because people watch them.

LOL, Backfire
It's all in good fun until the guy who is getting arrested, stabs three of the improv actors in a failed attempt to escape and gets cut down in a hail of gunfire.

when i was 7
I asked my parents what cunt meant, because I didn't believe it was a swear because I had never heard it before. After, they picked up their jaws and their eyes stopped bugging out at what their son said; they didn't explain what it was, but said that it was indeed a swear and that I shouldn't say it…

DMC comps are ridiculous in terms of virtuosity, but Z-Trip and his crowd-rocking prowess were on full display. He started with a bunch of interesting mash-ups, then as people started break-dancing he just dropped the needle on some B-Boy anthems and let the crowd go. It was amazing considering he's opened for the…

How About That
That song isn't too bad, really slick rhyme patterns and old school Slim Shady lunacy.

the truth in hip-hop
I'll give you all a few hip-hop shows that you can stick your teeth into.

home sweet home ain't it

Perfectly valid question
When is the Tecmo Super Bowl movie coming out?

Q: What is a dick in a box?
A: Justin Timberlake on my TV

Austin will be hip until they ban live music at bars there.

Your knowledge of geography is indeed flawless.