man that smells good
Perfect timing, I'm making the hour drive to Madison this weekend.

advice to everyone
The van they use to pick people up in is a Toyota Sienna, happy hunting everyone.

Come now children, just because I don't think that Tompkins is necessarily that funny doesn't mean I have bad taste in comedy. I don't necessarily care for HIS style.

Really? The Jar of Peanut Brittle routine? Is that the standard by which I'm asked to judge this guy? Meh — Final Answer.

Q: Paul F. Tompkins?
A: Meh

Wouldn't be the first time a coke whore has been rolling across my tongue.

try to kill me
I love me some motherfucking Ludacris.

These comment boards are sometimes for complaining, but more often they are a space built by smart-asses for smart-asses.

Yo, SP

Is there an Ironic Dictionary written somewhere?

JOHN PHILIP SOUSA MOTHERFUCKERS

The question and answer to everyone is, "Would I be more likely to find Obama/Biden or McCain/Palin stuff at Wal-Mart?"

for any of these products
How many units do you think they move of any of this stuff?

Ayo, ZMF

The Rock has always been a pretty entertaining dude.

Some dogs dig Dig Dug and some dogs dug disco.

Brad Pitt is imaginary???

doesn't matter
I'm never going to see it anyway

Dig what you want
The only true deal breaker for me is the inability to keep up in a conversation. The other one that is a bad omen is the inability to dance, that is just retarded, especially for girls who should know how.

hey guys, sorry i'm late
I tried to read all those above, but as for me… Topenga from Boy Meets World (apologies if it was said somewhere else). Apparently she has a real name and shit, but fuck all that.