goodbye…
Newman

@KKtKK — As a Brewers fan, I'd like to send along my thanks to the entire Mets organization for being completely useless.

Is this gluniack guy done yet?

Nah son, that picture of the greasy paper is worse especially because it has that white goopy thing in the middle.

Hold on, you'd sacrifice a small animal to remove a plastic-masked mascot from commercials because you think he's a pedophile? I'm sure you think the Grimace is a perfectly good mascot instead.

Wendy's is the OG of Baconcentric fast food. Also, the king is a good ad spokesman.

And Healthy Too!
My personal favorite is the fact that the picture on the box for the Fully Cooked Bacon has the strips nestled in a salad. That is a desecration.

So very excited
I'm running to the record shop after work to today…MURS FOR PRESIDENT

No, I learned my fucking lesson.

The treadmill looked odd with the flesh-colored skid marks on it. Also, it smelled like plastic hell in that guy's house the rest of the night. I regret nothing.

Or Franklin Delano "Wheels" Roosevelt

Side note: In 6th grade, I sanded the breasts of my friends', sister's Barbie during a sleepover at his house using a treadmill…

Uh…
Who in the world are these things marketed too? It is $50, way too much for someone to buy as a joke. I can't imagine KP's fanbase to have that level of rabidness as to be demanding for this either. Is there a segment of society I'm missing?

"Her vagine hang like sleeve of wizard."

Homicide
Nice to see that AVC is given this show its due.

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HADUKEN!!!

Which brings me to my next topic. How is it that the Washington Redskins haven't been forced to change their name yet? They made them change the name of the Bullets…but not the most blatantly racist name is sports.

Guy walks into a bar…and gets knocked over.

I admit
The National Treasure movies are a big guilty pleasure of mine. I have no excuse for liking them, I just do. That is all.

I get it…