Essay?
That essay looks like it was written by someone with a vague concept of what English is supposed to look like.

+10 for No LOL cat

I hate pop-rap in my headphones, but I'll be damned if I'm going to get some fat asses grinding on me at a club if Zion I is playing.

My Hip-Hop Two Cents
I don't really care for people hating on Nelly. I will never say that the guy was a good MC, but he did have a string of hits in the early-2000s that while not 36 Chambers relevant make this new crop of Soulja Boy rappers who are at best just functionally literate look like dancing minstrels. He…

HA! HA!

I think you got some democracy on my shoe.

That's the beauty of the internet. You mentioned the first Emmy's so I looked it up.

http://tinyurl.com/5xva3w

Agreed, she looks like she could bake the fuck out of a rhubarb pie.

60th Annual
Still no Emmy related stabbings…pity.

Doesn't anyone realize that we are in the 'end times' and that the armies of God and of Satan are about to start doing battle on earth?

and boredlady if you can believe that name

I know it's in GA, I lived there but holding it up as a decent town like Tapdancing Monstrosity did is asinine.

Georgia has Atlanta? Apparently you've never been to Atlanta…

I've lived in the midwest and the south…by all accounts I should be pushing 350 lbs.

GET SOME NUTS!!!

I call her my little receptacle.

As A Rule
Being from the Midwest, and extensively traveling all over the country. I have deduced that the only way to truly gauge the worthiness of the people in your home state is to go to the state fair. This way you get the best cross-section of humanity from all points of the compass.

samuel l jackson!!
HAVEN'T YOU SEEN ANY OF MY MOVIES?? THIS IS HOW I TALK!!

DVR
It's the future baby…I don't really watch commercials anymore.