This is trepidatious! Everyone gets laid at the White House, everyone.

Good Ol' Dax
He gets an automatic pass the rest of his career because he was in Ideocracy.

First of all, there is nothing wrong with girls that are a little bit thick, I've had a couple in my day. On the other hand, I got did get this sexy little Jamaican girl's number…she's a dancer…ha

I was doing ok when I first got there, after the 3rd Long Island and a handful of shots things went downhill.

Philly is a dope ass town, I stayed right in the heart of Old City. As to Jorge's suggestion I sought out Sugar Mom's, which I liked so much I went twice. I ate more cheesesteaks than was probably safe, and I saw my Brewers get the shit kicked out of them (that was the worst part of the trip). Had a blast though.

I HAVE NOT JERKED OFF TO THIS MOVIE!!!

Mmm…mmm…mmm
I like cooking up a package of Bratz when I have a picnic. A little sauerkraut and brown mustard…tasty.

Benny gets to wear the engineer hat!

A Song
Whistle while you change the channel…

I Have To Get My Hands On that Soda
A good strong ginger ale is an elixir from the heavens, and i'm guessing if you mixed that stuff with a little vanilla vodka, some amaretto, frangelico, and vanilla ice cream you'd have the greatest cocktail known to man.

When I Win this thing
I'm making this guy do voice after voice after voice all meal long, "Oh, now do Stewie, say 'Lois, I'm going to kill you' that is AWESOME".

Always Sunny
Is my all-time favorite show.

On The Plus Side
Karrine Steffans and Bill Maher took each other out of the dating pool for everyone else.

No, you are thinking of Onalaska, Wisconsin.

Fashion?
I shop at Wal-Mart.

The biggest problem…
With Tyler Perry movies isn't the movies themselves, it is the target audience. I lived in Atlanta and worked with far too many middle-aged, middle-income, black women who loved Jesus and hated culture.

Uh-Oh
T. Perry is back like cooked crack.

People out there are dogging A League of Their Own? Granted, I am a sucker for baseball movies, but that was still a pretty entertaining flick about a subject that I've never seen covered before.

Above The Rim Soundtrack

Amazing opening paragraph, a labored second. B-