1. Brats, Italians, Polish Sausages, any other tubular tailgating necessities.
2. Buffalo Wings
3. Meat Loaf
4. Bacon Cheeseburgers
5. Corned Beef Hash

Someone
Shoulda snorted it.

Motherfuck Jim Gaffigan.

Pieces of Pig
Bacon is so good that even if you don't eat the bacon, just by wrapping and cooking the food in bacon then removing the bacon, you have already made a food product more delicious.

Things To Consider
Why limit our prejudices and misconceptions to only whole genres of music?

Aaron Rodgers is easily the best quarterback in the NFC North, last night's game was just the beginning of another first place season.

I don't really have a joke for it, but where did Jessie The Loveable Herion Addict go?

DLJ — You fucking goofball, at least wait until the other half of the 4 teams in the division play tonight before you get all antsy…a win against the Colts is solid though.

Picking winners in week one of the season is a futile fucking effort. Tonight, I get to watch #12 strap it up for the Pack for the first time though.

"The middle section says 'Monkey'"

Where In The World Is…
Kurt Loder these days?

That joke makes me feel good inside, like eating a Chicken Pot Pie from Baker's Square.

Brutally Unneccessary
Slan and Eggs

@ Assneck — Well Executed

A Real Math Problem
Three Monkeys < 12 Monkeys

Pigrim….

WL
True Blood was the motherfucking worst show HBO has put on in a long time. It was seriously hard to watch, mainly because the acting was embarrassing, but also because the dialogue seemed like it was written by someone making a parody of a show like True Blood.

Rock remix with Biohazard!!!!

Dome = Head

Quick Question
Is the best part of writing Sci-Fi naming shit?