Motherfuckin' Ernie Hudson
"Power Perceived is Power Achieved"

God Damn Rat Bastard Son Of A Bitch
The awkward look on the face of Rogen getting dome is 967,237 better than the fucking self-satisfied smirk that Dane "I Can't Even Come Up With a Name Worthy Enough Of His Shittyness" Cook has on his face.

Look Over Here
"—although none of the actors have signed on yet."

Some, but its mainly motherfuckers in Eden Prairie and Edina that are conservative.

The 8th district is up near Duluth, and as much as they like their hunting and fishing up there…they are also basically socialists.

Huh…
Is this about a beach?

Not So Obvious
Aerial Wolfgunner sounds like a German pornstar.

More like…
Okla-HOMO, Am I right?

I Think I Just threw up in my mouth a little
Why do I have to go to Comedy Central for my political news coverage?

chuck, chuck, bo-buck, banana-fana fo…

I submit that he is the only one that truly isn't worthless.

Split that thing like firewood!

@danrimage — When I was writing that inequality I was already laughing to myself because it was so fucking stupid and out of place. -1 for misspelling mathematics though.

You are all very close but the correct answer to what is on a loop at my house is Me'Shell Ndegeocello videos.

As For Me
I dig bald chicks.

That's really odd, I protest the Gap at abortion clinics.

Short Aside
Allow me to be the first to say…+1000 to all the posters today.

We've got a guy playing a jazzy rendition of "Take Me Out To The Ballgame" on the sax outside our stadium.

I actually really like Extreme, I was just going for the cheap referencial joke.

Was that a Braille/feel joke? If you meant to do that you might win the internets today.