Gary Cherone is a joke, Nuno Bettencourt is not.

Agreed

It Seems Funny To Me…
Challenged books are the ones that take the short bus to school, and are always drooling on themselves at assemblies.

Special Mathmatics
"Shit is eaten." > Sheena Easton

If I Read That Right
John McCain is the Good Humor Man.

Memorium
The day I found out Mr. Rogers died I wore a cardigan…I'm not sure what to do today.

Nothing To See Here
In a world where people pick mushrooms and eat them without knowing what the fuck they're doing, four people get hospitalized.

I'm pretty sure getting a [sic] tattoo is a Slipknot reference.

A True AV Club Tattoo
The chinese symbol for Irony.

Favorites
The best tattoos I've ever seen.

God I Hate Having To Do This
Postulate: Had Michael Jackson's classic album Thriller been released in 2002, it would have sounded like Justified

Wait A Sec…
Wasn't he the guy from Beverly Hills Cop?

The best thing about the White House…all the Dr. Pepper you could drink.

You Gave Up Drinking?
quitter.

Stupid Stupid
Always Sunny In Canterbury

Does the world really need a French Canadian version of anything?

Thanks Norm
Germans love David Hasselhoff.

yeah…not possessive, i'm a retard

I need to watch Soup more…apologies all around.

Uh
Denise Richard's had a show?