Ayo, Pilgrim. Cats is beefin' with you son? You got to show them what's really good.

Simple Terminology
Flesh-colored beard — gets a 16.7 overall score. Wow and a whopping 16.9 from the Korean judge!

Ballin'
I recognize that photo of the skyline from my Denver Nuggets Alex English throwback. Which consequently is the illest uniform in the history of sports.

Kindergarten Cop…
Boys have a Peter Lance, girls have a mostly pink and hairy aperture.

IT IS NOT A TUMOR!!

Motherfuck Iraq…those idiots can keep that desert.

Macro-Econ!!!
Nothing says Jumbo Tub of Popcorn and Box of Dots like a 90 documentary about budget deficits and national debt.

Garden State's Zach Braff

Someone should have stopped Paul Wall before he started.

Also, I'd like to double down on this and say (I'm pretty sure I'm not offending anyone who reads this website). Motherfuck Tyler Perry fans even more, buncha homophobic, Bible-thumping folks who can "relate" to a linebacker in drag.

Motherfuck
Tyler Perry

After a long hiatus it is Ma$e…

Syllable Shepherd
Coming down the stairs?
Bananas In Pajamas

I ate a whole can of Easy Cheese when I was 19; it was only semi-awesome.

You asking my opinion? Or the response, not nowadays…

Arm, Leg, Leg, Arm, Head

Banana Shake is my favorite metaphor for a handjob.

Yo, son…I been saying that. I said that shit in 2004 when my girlfriend at the time was going crazy over him.

Future Baby
The baby is China's future, but the forced abortions are China's present.

You got me all wrong…