Liquid Swords
Did I miss something in the last couple years?

It's ok, I speak jive.

The Dennis Kucinich flip-flops increase your mana and hp by 15%.

Screw That
Fuck all that…I'm about to bust out my '94 Ross Perot Reebok Pumps. Those things are fresh to death.

h. Move to St. Paul, MN and have 3 beautiful children while working as a sales rep for a local produce distributor.

Yeah, my list wasn't exhaustive…but seriously why the fuck are there so many?

Odd
Ok, we have the original 90210, The Hills, the new 90210, Beverly Hills Cop 1-3, Beverly Hills Ninja, that crappy Weezer song.

Calling People Out
They brought ZMF out of the woodwork with the Slayer post, then later the Death Rain chips…now KCLMB gets the spotlight.

What about this?

If I…
Had a hammer, I'd hammer in the morning,
I'd hammer in the evening, all over this land,
I'd hammer out danger, I'd hammer out a warning,
I'd hammer out the love between my brothers and my sisters
All over this land.

We're here, We're Queer, Apples!!!

A Little Love For Hip-Hop
Eric B and Rakim — Chinese Arithmetic
Aesop Rock — Forest Crunk, Dinner with Blockhead

TLC
I've been wearing condoms on me ever since "What About Your Friends" came out, so big fucking deal.

46/92 and 127/254

Talking
I'm I the only person that thinks that a movie consisting of nothing but Jemaine talking in that voice would be gold.

Rocket…I'm taking a rocket

George Carlin said motherfucker had the best balance of any curse word…and who are we to argue?

"Fuckin' Gordon in the Ass"

Screw the sky-and-clouds background…this year I'm splurging on the lazer background. Now where's my comb?

Santa's not real?