The House Of The Devil…
Sorry, I still maintain that a movie entirely based based on homage, devoid of any original content, is crap.

Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey
Still the best adaptation of "The Time Machine" so far as I'm concerned

My GF was alllllll tryin' to get me to go see that nightmare with her Saturday night. We stayed in and watched Funny Games instead. +10,000 points for me. That movie is way more romantic than "Valentine's Day".

I heard it's based on 15 true stories. So that's gotta be worth something.

I bet there's not even any half-decent CGI in this shit. No thanks.

Wow, replace split7inch's unnecessary line breaks with unnecessary caps, and he's practically indistinguishable from ZMF. Exactly what the world needs more of…

Gee, why would someone care how much it costs to make a product they're selling? I can't possibly think of any reason!

Which this deserves….Seriously, I've heard better rock production come out of basement studios for under a grand. I mean, yeah, it's all terribly written lyrics and completely uninteresting music that sounds like Nickelback B material, but shit man, did lil'Wayne record this crap with his build in laptop mic and…

Why on earth would they move the most watched TV program of all time to a pay network? The loss in viewership would destroy their ad share value, and dramatically reduce viewership in a sport that's just starting to take off in a big way internationally. That'd be like crack dealers deciding that they're only going…

Everyone i know that drives a dodge charger is a damn cop. I've been pulled over by like three of them. God, I hate dodge chargers. I hope your wife cuts your breaks.

Hrmm, a surprising twist, but I was really hoping that in the end, they'd zoom out to reveal that it was all in fact a TV show, complete with unfinished set pieces, cameras, microphones, etc., then the cast would break the 4th wall to deliver a PSA on the importance of washing your hands after handling fecal matter.

"Well, fortunately, I don't read. Or watch TV. Or go to the movies. Or go out very much." - That actually explains a lot.

I don't understand how the seven week writer's strike was able to retroactively make the first half of season 2 suck ass.

Plus the "I'm not too picky" line at the end of the little women thing made me chuckle. Beer commercials are typically stupid, abrasive, or both stupid and abrasive. I'll take "just stupid" any day of the week.

Not to mention, the "hug a billionaire down on his luck" message seemed painfully tone deaf. I mean, we're at a point in time when most Americans are blood thirsty for robber-barons-types, and Ol' Burnsy is the robber baron personified.

I like that Panini sneaking out from underneath the misty rainbow, and tom's wearing rain gear. You know something sensual is about to go down between tom and that sandwich.

Bruce Willis as Butch Coolidge
1) Beats man to death with bare hands in fixed boxing match
2) Defies the mob
3) kills 2 (3?) guys with a katana
4) Ventilates a scientologist
5) Rides off on motorcycle into the sunset with weird eurogirlfriend
6) Zed's dead baby, Zed's dead.

Repeated shots of the tire with an evil look in its tread after every mysterious death.

The truly impressive part comes at the end, when it's revealed that it's all just another sentient murderous tire's dream.

Tyre Tire Teigher the 3rd: The Tire That Kills