OMG, TMI sounds 2 Good 2 B tru IMHO, LOL! TTYAL!

What about "The Green Mile"? Also starring Tom Hanks and a literally magical retarded person. Hanks must really be drawn to the idea…

This is how history will be taught to our children in the future.
From the perspective of a retarded man on a bench.

@justpassingby - Oh my gawd, you saw twilight on Halloween?!? That must've been the scariest Halloween ever!!!!

Hitch and Electra on an 10 hour flight to Germany, sitting next to an obese German man, who spent 75% of the flight sitting spread-eagle, snoring loudly, spilling over all up into my personal space. Unpleasant.

Yes actually, only not on a boat, and with a lot more blow.

I guess I'm the only one hoping they'll do 4 new songs during the half-time.

hahaha, i seriously just "lol's" at that "Rolls for Doubt" comment.

Boomers will eat that shit up. You just watch.

Hooray! More Self-Congratulatory Nostalgia for Baby-Boomers!
Huzzah! Yet another shallow "Weren't we all SO GREAT in the 60's!" movie!

Wait, is it growing out of his back? I'd totally pay $10 to see a movie featuring John Cusack with an attached symbiotic mutant baby. I'd pay even more to see it if the mutant is played by Joan Cusack.

Duhhh, because one always leads to the other. Why else do you think gun shops around the country are running short on ammo? Obama = end of earth/time/space as we know it. Probably by meteorites. Or a plague of deadly bees. Or maybe meteorites that spew forth swarms of angry bees upon impact.

Danny Glover as POTUS = Predictable Choice
Frankly, I think the movie would've been far more interesting and enjoyable, if the role of "President" had been played instead by a hyper-intelligent robot-dog, or perhaps an adorable, cherub-like 8 year old boy.

No "Ice Road Truckers"?
Come on, how can you not love a show that uses the phrase "…made of ice!!!" roughly 47 times per hour?

What about D.J. AM's new "Look How Sober I Am" rehab show?

LOL, GED, NOT GRE!

OMG, NO TNKS, I DNT DATE RTARDS
I <3 U, BUT U MAY B ILLITR8. PLS GO 2 LRNING ANNX, GET GRE, THEN TXT ME BK.

@idiotking - I think GeoGreg means "nuclear isn't portable", as in "no nuclear jetpacks, segways, or hoverboards." That is unless, you don't mind the tumors.

Agreed, telescopes are for punks.

I'm sure "This shit is bananas" will be her Lawyer's opening argument.