Geez, wait til she hears that people playing as the virtual-gwen can in fact sing all of her songs off-key with entirely different words altogether, resulting in a thorough booing from the virtual crowd.

@Snape - Yeah, I'm kind of permanently stranded at pg 100 of Lies, Inc.

"Gangsters"? Jesus, man, soften the "r", it's "Gangstas". Even my grandparents are "hep" to that…

Yeah, but how much do you want to bet that Weezer will actually perform it that way at least once?

No, I don't think there are enough references to rocketry to impress Wernher von Braun, though he did love meta-comedy

@Crack Fox - I liked how every solo on the green album perfectly mimicked the vocal melody of the refrain or verse. I mean seriously, why would anyone ever bother to write a third (!?!?) melody for a song. That would be pure insanity!

No mention of their new 6-Track "greatest-hits" compilation over-crowding shelves at a Best-Buy near you (seriously, they had like 80 copies, no one's buying that shit)?

A dried up, skinny old piece of string cheese with bones sticking out of it.

I suppose I'd be more upset…
…if I knew who either of those people are. Oh well.

Ugh, I was super-terrified he/it/they was/were pitted to become a series regular(s). Granted, 30 Rock's rating would probably triple, it would still be horrible.

I know it's for kids, but I always thought "The Gate" had a pretty creepy 80's atmosphere to it.

I just hope they preserve "I Didn't Know I Wasn't Preganant", which is mostly about tape worms and gastrointestinal blockages, if you haven't already seen it.

That is exactly why i don't go on ladders anymore.

"Hey you crazy vampire, go drink some blood already! For Your Health!!!"

"Adam Goldberg, a master of tortured neuroses…"
Or, Adam Goldberg, playing an Adam Goldberg-ish type of character…

Why no mention of "I'll Always Know What You Did Last Summer"
Possibly the most lazily acted/shot slasher of all time. Here's a script sample:
(Scene: Creepy Warehouse. Night time. Warehouse is poorly lit, but not too poorly. We don't want on set injuries. There are some spider webs, and rattly chains. A wolf howls…

Seriously, with a hug button, we could finally eliminate the need for emotional/personal interaction with our children entirely. Genius!

Ketchup = "Catch up". Vanilla = Umbrella. Tangerine = Trampoline. The original blob was rhymy/punny as phuck. If that's lost, I'll be furious.

No mention of Foreigner? Dirty. White. Boy. Best song in the canon. Hot Blooded, Cold as Ice, the list goes on my friend, the list goes on.

"The album is so much overwhelmingly better than anything released by the Kiss machine in the past decade"