She was probably punishing you for wanting to watch 'KISS Meets the Phantom'.

Ok, nevermind, just listened to Krallice's first album, and it's fan-damn-tastic…Close competition for Two Hunters…I retract my previous comment regarding Krallice.

Will Smith doesn't have to swear to be cool, Arsenio, and neither do I; however, I do still need Scientology, and a shit-ton of crystal meth.

Monster Mash
Ghostbuster
Thriller
Monster Mash
Monster Mash
(repeat as necessary, and don't be afraid to play Monster Mash more than two times in a row.)

Yeah, I kinda thought all the high praise for the first album was the result of overwhelming fanboydom (really, who can like metal and hate that show), so I'm a bit skeptical about the second. Anyone know where you can preview it (other than myspace, their stream quality makes me want to die)?

Skeletonwitch is living proof that there is a portal to Hell in Ohio (or that Ohio is that portal, or maybe Ohio is Hell itself. Verdict is still out…)

Hrmmm, this krallice business is intriguing
But I think I like Marston's stuffin Indricothere more. The perfect mix of technicality, and ole' fashioned rocking the F out.

Um, did he know why you wanted his autograph?

I haven't seen a 3-D movie since seeing Michael Jackson's "Captain Eo" as a child. It took nearly a decade of therapy before I realized that the Witch Queen, Major Domo, and indeed Captain Eo were all characters on-screen, and not a part of my real, everyday life. No more 3-D for me, thank you very much.

Oh man, I'd love to see ""Jim Post, The Great Facial Comedian, And His Troubles" , though to be honest, I feel that I can predict what kind of troubles he'll run into from the title alone…mostly legal….some medical…

Crass be 100% correctamundo. Nirvana definitely deserves a slot, even if they're hit-making power lacked. Huge band, with a huge legend, that essentially defined rock for the years they were active, not to mention the fact that x-members (Grohl) went on to arguably equal/greater commercial success in later years.

A fella don't date a dame for 23 years Unless he's out cattin' around. I'd imagine their relation was had some sort of "open" clause or arrangement.

Why is it being tested in Providence? It seemed like a perfectly normal city on the few occasions I've visited. Do Providencerz (sp?) have an established history of rampant alcoholism, Pica disorder, or some other excuse for willingly/mistakenly eating waste products?

@Elitist Trash - You've obviously never been in a sorority house during pledge week. Shurikens are a large part of hazing in greek life. Awww, how fondly I recall the Grappling-Hook-Mixers my fraternity used to have with the delta-pi house…

Spoiler Alert:

@ Frogwise

Does it count when i say similarly witty things prior to hitting my son?

Eric the Red in Evil Dead III…

@Nathan Rabin - Is it cliche if it's 100% true?!
I had that moment before with a fellow bandmate, and yes, it involved pulling over, cranking the radio, and calling a friend immediately! I can't think of any other appropriate reaction to the circumstance. Calling it cliche is like calling it cliche when a pro…

You know a movie's Great when…
…It has to spend it's last 20 minutes explaining itself through painfully long winded narratives and flashbacks.