I have had cake vodka before, which I thinks taste more like cupcakes. You might wonder how those two are different, but I certainly can tell.

They didn't tell P. Diddy they were filming a movie.

I was so disappointed as a kid to learn Daylights Savings Time wasn't an actual holiday and the only festivity on that day was to check the smoke detectors.

The scene that sticks out to me about Josh Lyman and Amy's relationship is the time Josh comes home, complains about work, and Amy immediately uses this information to further her own agenda even though by doing so it would hurt Josh (to the point that he could easily lose his job). That's such a violation of trust in…

The thing about Primer's complexity is that you can roughly follow it for the first hour. I was patting myself on the back for more or less understanding what was going on after being told that the film was impossible and then BAM final twenty minutes add five layers of complication.

"Why are you even returning this? We're closing down! You could have gotten away with it! You could have kept this! No one would have cared! In fact, this just means more paperwork for me!"

Mandy Patinkin is going to play every role.

"The guiding hand of mysticism or Emilio Estevez"

When I read Ender's Game as a young teen, I found it incredibly patronizing. I'm expected to relate to this guy because we're both smart weirdos and therefore really super-awesome and no one else understands our super-awesomeness and that's really infuriating? The book around him was pretty interesting but I expected…

They had me at Nixon.

I enjoy the classic piece of ghost story illogic that every spooky tale contains- why would a bunch of pirates wait till they were dead to claim their treasure?

Let's talk about the obviously most important thing in the article: Is "The Box" really worth seeing? It's a highly unusual movie, doing something very unusual with a Twilight Zone-style premise and that's very commendable. But it's not very good. In fact, it's rather terrible. Just a complete slog to watch with…

The scene where Tom Hanks tells his crew, "I'll see you on the beach" and then winks at the camera was a bit too much for me.

Sean, you seriously think Alec Baldwin in The Shadow is evidence he WOULDN'T be a good Batman? It's pretty much a rehearsal to play Batman- Baldwin was still working on a few things, but he was certainly on the right direction to getting Bruce Wayne/Batman.

A film that is literally awesome, something that could inspire the general public to take a larger interest in outer space and push a couple kids into learning about space exploration- yeah, that really needs to be nitpicked hard.

Delivering on something I've been looking for a long time: a fat assassin.

I've been told his argument is that the English should have known that the Germans would be no threat because the English should have been able to read their minds. Is that accurate?

Wait, are you suggesting having an English accent doesn't automatically make you credible?

Wait.

Easily the most depressing title drop in Film History.