Barrack HUSSEIN Obummer! #foxnewsjokesfrom2011

She doesn't have the kind of beauty that comes across as well in still photos, but she has a certain sex appeal.

Name a good band.

Off topic: Stone Temple Pilots was a good band.

You think Her was bad in that regard….wait till you see this guy's videos for Moon, Locke, and All Is Lost. So racist!

Vaccine guns!

A simple "SCIENCE BITCH" will always do.

They say a whole ocean of water will drown you, but small amounts of water in drinking water is no risk. Make sense?

Did he say "Simp-stims" instead of "Simpsons?" I think he messed up the name of the show. It's like 3 seconds into the clip. Am I crazy?

And why all the Walkers White?

The Metamucil Stone will be mine!

That throne Thanos sits on IS a toilet. Can't you tell based on how constipated he always looks?

They are keeping the show but updating the theme song:
Don't diddle kids
You gotta be big
Taller than my wife…

Nobody expects the Sparrow's Inquisition!

YOU. ARE. GARBAGE.

Betty Francis: She's toasted

Pete and Roger will look up and shout "Save us!"

Did they ever state explicitly why Cutler left SCP? I know Don and Roger pulled the whole McCann coup, which Cutler even voted in favor of, since it made him rich. Was there some sort of conflict with McCann & Cutler? Or did he just cash out his millions and go home?

Disembodied head with a mustache and a tie…Trudy is banging the Pringles man!

It's a surprise contender for my favorite Tiny Desk concert!