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Ken Cosgrove
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The Judge is dancing dancing. He says that he will never die.

Ahem. It's called the Adam West suit.

My wife is one micron tall and has breastises the size of Red Giant stars. She cannot die - she was begotten, not made.

It's been about 6 months since I read, but I don't recall that scene being in the books. They might have mentioned the solitary. Not that every scene has to be from the books in an adaptation…

Ok are we gonna split hairs here, dude?

As the other side of the pillow, my man.

It's a good song, but it pales in comparison to Bob Dylan's "Stuck in the Middle With you".

Not my pope!

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"How about Star Wars Episode 5, AKA The Empire Strikes Back?!?!"
-Guy who doesn't understand how things work

Whatever the inventory, Ernest should always qualify.

Edward Snowden sought for treason
On Instagram the gals are cheesin?

Pope Ben, Reverend Al, Trump Runs, Cosby Rapes
Gays Wed, Sad Confeds, Ladies' Soccer, Call me Cait…
We didn't start the fire!

That sounds like "We Didn't Start the Fire, Pt 2"

It probably was labeled as that on Napster. That was my jam…that and Tom Petty's "Runaway Train" and Third Eye Blind's "Closing Time".

Then you will miss the close up shots of the lady prisoners and their face tats, moles, and mustaches! Do you REALLY want to miss that?

It commits the unforgivable sin of rhyming "well" with "well" - it's an easy word to rhyme guys!
I'm not sick but I'm not well
An it's a sin to live so well

Eminem…is not very good
50 Cent…is not very good
Jay Z…is not very good
Diss track over.

Ahem…I believe Bleach came out in '89. But yeah I agree. I would throw Odelay in there too.

Hanson: ok rip them, they are just the worst
Courtney Love: ok she is not great musically and a pretty terrible person
Marilyn Manson: ok, he's not everybody's cup of tea, but he has some decent songs
Beck: TOO FAR, MAN! BECK IS A GENRE-HOPPING MUSICAL GENIUS!!!