For your information there's an inflammation in my tear gland.

My eye has finally been opened to this! Thank you!

I'm shipping Scrawler and Cookie Monster.

That was great! I thought that moment of awkwardness would last forever.

The Land of the Blind
By Dave Algonquin
Chapter 1
A cold breeze blew. Wind whistled through the rubble of what used to be known as Boston. Hargrove awoke. He sat up on the decrepit blanket he had been using as a bed. Time to get a move on he said. But the kid did not respond. It had been years, he thought, since the…

…even if you're adorkable!

Yes regrettably, it's true, standards have fallen in adult entertainment. It's video, Dude. Now that we're competing with the amateurs, we can't afford to invest in little extras like story, production value, feelings.
People forget, that the brain is the biggest erogenous zone.

You've got quite the eye for detail!

I am going to go out on a limb here and say that Alison Brie is not only extremely talented and funny, she is also quite a beautiful lady.

I just willingly watched a 3 1/2 minute Smirnoff ad because those two (especially Ms Brie) were in it.

Hey, let's not make fun of people's facial deformities.

Don't play psychiatrist with me!

Oh, hai @avclub-022199896b1f52952c180b60caa681bd:disqus!

I don't think I would have ever tired of Stefon or Maine Justice.

I love you, Cookie. You're the best!

But it's necessary!

Only if Bran is using his Warg power to control him.

What if your father always introduced your adopted sibling as "my adopted daughter"?

It's just a remake of Les Cousins Dangereux.

They asked Cee-Lo, but he couldn't reach the keyboard to type it.