Woman. WoMAN. Whoooooooa Man!

A man with the chundering ability of an Eric Bana!

But he is the same guy who played Anakin in The Phantom Menace, right?

Actually, I think it's velour margueritas.

At one time or another, every guy in the office has sprayed on Pam.

Pans. They bang pans.

That's Maester Aemon to you. He didn't spend 7 years in Maester school to be called Aemon, thank you very much.

GoT Chat show Host Odds
Dork: 2:1
Nerd: 5:2
Geek 5:2
Dweeb: 7:1
Goth: 10:1
Bro: 20:1

Jamie: "I'm a monsterrrrrrrr!"

Come on, bro! This is supposed to be the newbies section, no spoilers!

Talking Beheads

Make sure to include #hardwick #lateshow and #nextlateshowhost otherwise your submission will not enter the contest!

Don't you mean Hot Saucerman?

With sidekick Garry Marshall and band leader Andrew Lloyd Webber.

When you play the Game of Late Night, you win or you die.

Craiggers! And now it's time for "A Moment for Us"

Instead of a couch, guests could nuzzle themselves into the comfy space between his front teeth.

I'll get working on some AV Club Commenter fan fiction…in SPACE!

Would you expect any less from a Mad Men gimmick account?

At least he didn't say "warsh" instead of "wash" or "farty" instead of "forty". Good old St. Louis accent.