Teddy told me that in Greek, nostalgia totally means the pain from a gnarly wound. It’s a tweaker in your heart, far more bogus than memory alone. This device isn’t a space ship, it’s an X-TREME time machine. It goes backwards, forwards. It takes us to a place where we think we're gonna blow chunks. It’s not called a…

Nice. I live in St. Louis. Getting any Shakespeare's pizza this weekend?

Yes, that was a truly epic post.

I thought he got his PhD in Stereophonic Engineering at MIT.

"KNIFE!!!! IN A COFFIN!!!"

"What a great place to file for incorporation…ohhh tax breaks yeah."

If only he got to Missouri, he could have covered electing a dead man to the US Senate. I would have also really liked to hear "Todd Akin's Legitimate Rap".

Dear lord! What was your criticism of those movies? I find them to be fun, entertaining, and eminently quotable.

Dean Martin. He squandered his gift!

How come Batman never dances anymore?

Martha - Wonderful woman. We're all, we're all very fond of her. Very free-spirited.

What about a Fargo Fest? The only problem is I can't think of a place they could host it…

Mr. Treehorn draws a lot of water in this town. You don't draw shit, Tity Boi.

This is my first time hearing of this movie, and I really want to see it now.

As a psych major, this has always annoyed me. Obviously people use all of their brains. Except for people who believe that they only use 10% of their brains. So maybe they are right.

Ding L Berry, two's great, but three's a crowd. Heheheh!

I get your points. They seem well thought out. I just don't think that the obvious solution and the best solution are mutually exclusive.

Krist Novoselic should really be played by Rory McCann aka The Hound on Game of Thrones.

How I Met Your Mother, Lisa
Kids, that's very interesting story, when I moved to San Francisco with two suitcases and I didn't know anyone, and I have, I hit YMCA with a $2000 check that I couldn't cash, because it was an out of state bank. Anyway, I was working as a busboy in hotel, and uh, um, she was sitting,…

I wouldn't mind giving her the old Talledega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby, if you know what I mean.