Exactly. Imagine just talking, without interruption or interaction, for an hour and having everything you say be funny. Funny enough that people will pay you just to talk. That's no mean feat.

When you didn't had a show.

I love Louis CK. I think he's smart and occasionally pretty insightful. But he's not a philosopher (or, if he is, his stand-up isn't a reflection of that). I'm pretty sure he'd agree.

Purchased! Thanks for the heads-up AV Club. I was gonna get some work done today, but now I'm gonna watch Louis CK instead.

31. I've scheduled a hip-replacement surgery to celebrate.

My ex was born on Christmas. So was her brother, who's 4 years younger.

This one? http://www.youtube.com/watc…

I…do not care for him. Though I certainly think he has potential. More importantly, though: holy shit, someone recognized me from previous comments! I always imagined I was one of the anonymous, forgotten and forgettable. This is the best birthday ever.

Suuuuure you do.

Hey, here's an excuse to post more comments. It's my birthday.

I don't think he's "coming out." I think it was more like On the spectrum? None of your business. Like, stop asking if I've got Assburgers.

17 pages of comments. But we're only 1/3 of the way to 10,000. I think we can do this. But no fucking way I'm reading this shit.

CROSSFIRE!

You sank my faith in humanity.

I would absolutely help you out with a Law & Order puppet show. How far are you from Austin?

It's like The Decemberists meets GWAR

Ok, credit where due: chanting, "Who's fake park? Our fake park!" is pretty clever.

This might be my favorite comment this week.

Oh, CancerAIDS, you're the only one who gets me.

Can't it be both?