You mean french fries dipped in a hot tub of gravy?

I haven't even heard of music until just now.

I hope they bring in Cookie Monster as the showrunner.

You need to hire a personal trombonist.

It's time to rotate the board!

Wait, Steve Hyden thinks pot is a stimulant?

I just…can't understand that. A day dedicated to gluttony and football, how can you hate that? I'm going to eat a whole pecan pie on Thursday.

Had to look it up. And, yup, it's pretty stellar.

I wish I didn't know they called themselves those things.

Doesn't Houston have a lesbian mayor?

Jesus, guys. It's not even Thanksgiving. Not you too, AV Club.

Yeah, Dole got a lot funnier when the election was over.

All The Pretty Horses also comes with this burdon.

I sure hope not

Huh Huh He said stimulated emission.

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Well, just comparing test scores is a poor metric. Are these countries actually educating basically everyone? Do they track students onto academic and vocational paths and then only test those on the academic path? That's a common practice in much of the world, and it isn't surprising then that, when you test only…

I always fall back on Lone Star.

I remember hearing an interview with Isabella Rosillini about her apprehension going into the scene where Dennis Hopper dives face first into her crotch. Apparently, because of the angle of the shot, they couldn't find a way to mask her underwear, so she wasn't wearing any. She said the thing that put her at ease was…

Not only where you beaten chronologically, but you were also out-punctuated.