I read, "Extreme Wife Slap." I gotta get out of the suburbs.

I'm not joking. Someone here claimed, for example, that the clit was part of the vagina. That would be a horrible deformity.

That's how you get to Llama School.

I imagine it's more like the walking around part happens in an obstacle course. Otherwise, why have the walking around part?

America's Next Top Standing Around Holding a Parachute and Flapping it and Stuff

You know what you did to deserve that.

Amazing that women don't know what their parts are called.

The pay gap is pretty closely commensurate with average hours worked, so that's all cleared up, at least.

See, it's funny 'cause he's disgusting. But not because fat people are disgusting. Just that, he's fat now and that's disgusting. Not to imply that fat people are disgusting.

That's a weird thing to know, zeppo.

You what what infuriates me? The trend to treat klezmer music, kabuki theater, and marionetting as dead art. Just infuriating.

A Tori Amos metal album is long overdue. 

Jensen's a twat.

…also, weak arms.

I've been to Corpus. Gonzo ain't from Corpus. That place is the worst.

Aww, that's not the real Sponge Bob.

You spell this word like I say it. Every time.

Definitely gonna seek this out tonight. Thanks.

Never heard of these guys, but it sounds like it's worth a listen. The review makes me think they've got kind of a Blood of the Black Owl thing going on. Is that accurate?

Furr is a damned fine song and one of the centerpieces of my werewolf playlist, despite not rigorously meeting the criteria.