"Stop playing kickball, douchebags" made me lol. I must admit.

Our streets and highways are all racist!

Who waits in line? Make a fucking reservation.

Curdling sarcasm isn't very entertaining.

LES and SKoIHN, there is at least a strict delineation between species. But the boundary between family and non-family within a species is fuzzy.

Again, 1st cousins don't pose much risk for this. For example: http://www.nytimes.com/2002…

@udjibbom,

Correct. And it was awesome.

I think Miller's got it. It's an ego thrill, too, to have a lying, callous bitch devoted to you. Though of course it requires some self-deception; if she's lying to everyone else, she's lying to you too.

Drawing the incest line is arbitrary, if you think about it. I mean, when it comes down to it, we're all related. You have to commit bestiality NOT to be incestuous.

Oh, come on. 1st cousins boning isn't gross. The chance of genetic disease is only very marginally greater than between any two people. The bulk of all marriages in human history, by a fair sight, have probably been between cousins.

We just say manager.

He could be the new manager AND be a supporting role.

Racist Bugs Bunny cartoons.

I think the reason it's easier to have a conversation during a baseball game is because it's a really slow sport. But if you're really watching a football game, there's plenty of nuance you can pick up on. Did y'all notice the defensive front the Pack was using in the Superbowl, with the line split wide, double…

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Never noticed this before, but my ex looks like a tiny version of Linda Fiorentino. Another thing they have in common: she's a bit of a crazy, black-hearted liar. Don't get me wrong, I like that in a woman.

Traditionally 'begging the question' is using circular logic, not raising a question. That's what ee was getting at. That usage is usage is pretty well overrun by the 'raise the question' usage, which is too bad since there's not good alternative now when you want to say, 'you're using the very thing you're…

Gotcha! was a particular favorite of mine when I was about 11.

I never really understood the claim that baseball is a more intellectual sport. It's essentially devoid of tactics. There's only mild complexity. It's just a series of 1 on 1 match-ups. Sure, it's a psychological game. But not really an intellectual one.

Michael Jackson's a homosexual pedophile. Didn't you know that?