I'll have my revenge on everyone next season. Because I came in last. Fucking last.

Durant is now the best offensive player in the NBA. Get OKC a decent defensive post presence and they're a perennial top 5 team. And no one wants to hear it, but Duncan is the top team leader. Still, Kobe will show up come playoffs.

I feel compelled to pants 'em. They're just asking for it.

Shit. Now it's me who assholed the thread.

It's volume acceleration.

twf assholes this thread.

It's true, Porkchop. Sartre said you can tell the character of a person's soul by how they treat their waiter.

Yes, twf, and "weird" is an adjective that's been verbed. You've successfully noticed a joke that was so subtle, it was published in newspaper comics.

You'd rather your kids were losers like us?

I read that page a few months back; I can't remember why. It's so much worse than I had expected it would be.

Is this now common usage? Should I have known that?

Thanks, Sundrome. I was gonna say something about verbing "baggage." Way to weird language, supertouch.

Scientists are rarely dull people. Frequently crazy, generally weird, but much more interesting than the lazy, layabout, pothead dicklock protagonists of most books and movies these days.

Isn't Danny Pudi Polish?

Hind felt? Did I stretch that too far?

I would listen to that song.

I had an absurd amount of fun when I was 20. Just bananas.

"Butthurt?" Really? You're better than that.

DUMP THE MOTHERFIRSTER ALREADY.

Missouri?