Curious, C. Bullets, do you not need facts to believe the opposite?

The opening number, I thought was the strongest part of the show by far. Followed by Jason Sudeikis.

uh…huh
"Jonathan Krisel (sometime co-writer and director of Awesome Show) and Doug Lussenhop (jizz-biz photographer turned video-editor turned DJ Douggpound) brought their talents to bear on the episode, lending a few moments a decidedly Awesome Show-like vibe."

I imagine he'll show us how to apply makeup to look like a forest nymph.

You could end up getting punched in the dick, for one.

Get your priorities in line, Mr. Sloppy. This is serious business.

Awww, f&s, we were all collectively doing such a good job of ignoring tRotA. Let's resume with no delay.

I for one am grateful to have a government that will protect me from having to make my own responsible decisions.

Tatum Bell was pretty good in Shanahan's system. It'll be interesting to see how he does under this Dito Montiel.

No.

Ron Swanson would never ask, "Was I the only one…"

I liked a lot about it. But I think the sunburned guy ruined it.

"All right!
Stop whatcha doin'
'cause I'm about to ruin
the image and the style that ya used to.
I look funny
but yo I'm makin' money see
so yo world I hope you're ready for me.
Now gather round
I'm the new fool in town"

Ape Froman's avatar always makes me smile.

This article is homosexual, and developmentally disabled
A whole Q&A that asks, "Am I the only one…"

A girl in high school told us that she went into her parents room to tell her dad the World Series had begun and found her parents 69ing. That's some shit.

"No, no, with a 'C'!"

"You can't make a ho a housewife"

It's pronounced 'drozd.'

No dout, Dorian. But not if they were to do so in a way that epitomizes a physics department.