Piling on for thinking this was the best episode in a while. It feels so good to hate Dwight again.

And Townes Van Zandt!

Are these magic grits?

Funny, I also missed the Alice entry and I'd been looking forward to it.

No, Wu peed on my rug.

Calmer 'n you are dude.

You mean…coitus?

Science on the other hand, what?

As someone with a lot of education in the hard sciences, I can tell you that I don't know very much that is in any way useful in the real world.

I went through only the 1st half of that process. I'm still trying to catch up.

I don't buy it. Gunfighter ballads and coke-fueled spouse murder are hardly the everyday lives of the working class.

The song Redneck Mother — the one about kickin' hippies asses and raising' hell — was 1) written by Ray Wylie Hubbard who leans a little bit to the hippie side of the hippie/redneck continuum of Texas country and 2) not exactly complimentary toward the 34 year old drunk waste of an Okie who kicks hippies asses and…

Go outside.

With attracting women, it's less about physique and more about presentation. I imagine a wardrobe change and bubbling, irrepressible confidence might do you wonders.

Ain't just how TV works. That's life.

I'm skinny, and let me tell you. It's great.

Plus, I think he comes out in the top 3 in a presidential deathmatch brawl.

Literally?

It's hard to say he was universally loved. His wife sewed his drunk ass up in the bed sheets, beat him with a broom handle, and left before he roused.

Townes does a really nice P&L duet with Freddie Fender.