I thought that was Cara Lynn too! Until they showed her up close. Spooky likeness, like it could be her kid sister or something.

Ron's got a hot body?

You mean people today watch Joel McCrea movies?

I second that - Haysoos, that was pretty damned funny!

Eli Jah Rasta: Why should he HAVE to soundproof his windows because some asshole has a flock of screaming birds? I'll bet you a gazillion dollars that he's not the only neighbor that feels this way, just the only one that will go so far as suing him.

Yes, you shithead, people tune in to see what movie, and movie stars, from the 30s they're going to honor. Part of the job of the Oscars is to show that one of the reasons it's a big deal award is due to it's Hollywood history. Don't be a douche.

Y'know who else tried something? Nazis.

Oh yeah, and In Memoriam should be 15 minutes long.

some respect for yesteryear
This year they attempted to do some weird-ass walk thru time with Bob Hope footage and that lame part where they gave a smidge of recognition to big-time past winners like GWTW by simply showing a few seconds of it. It's not enough for those of us who love it, and too much for anyone who's…

awesome

Celebrities get really really tired from being terrific all the time, so they need to take the summer off, along with a few weeks here and there, and any time a major holiday comes around.

I don't know why I'm bothering to mention this, since it's gross and all, but I have to disagree with that fellow on the phone. A yeast infection wouldn't smell like cheese.

I thought Sitch knew too! He was so damned specific about what kind of cheese, and the fact that he said "a few nights ago" made me think he just found it and put two and two together, or even that maybe he was waiting a couple of days to mention it. But then, you would think that would have ended with him telling…

Best Week Ever was always a thousand times funnier than The Soup. I hate that fucking guy.

Good for her. Everyone else dresses like they're on top of a wedding cake.

Somebody needs to put an end to these creepy tributes to dead people where they feel they re-animate them for us to understand how wonderful they were. It's totally gross.

Why did you bother?
Too late. Unless you were trying to beat Entertainment Tonight's coverage.

What was with that???

Cara Lynn and her teacher
I think she's not the first student he's been with, judging from that brief look from his mother that all about said, "Oh no, not again."

#5
Wow, didn't know Janeane Garofalo was in Kill Bill. Go figure.