That kid has better taste than me. When I was ten I thought Stargate was brilliant. (SPOILER ALERT: I have not maintained that opinion into adulthood.)

I was once in a cinema full of people that clapped at the end of Hancock. I mean, Jesus…

He just wants his kids back.

That's pretty much exactly how I felt about Boogie Nights, Warren.

It was like reading an interview with Tarkovsky's Former AD (but with less violent misogyny).

"I'd wager that, in this book, global warming-deniers are uninformed hacks, but the liberal environmental movement, politicians, economists, and scientists who have absolutely failed to create politically, financially, or, er, demonstratively effective solutions to climate change remain experts."

Sybil: English language school. Foreign teenagers sure are easily entertained.

"What about her hilariously mismatched fat black sidekick? wasn't that just genre-defying? How inventive!"

Ghostbusters vs. Ghostbustiers (An Erotic Thriller…)

Gotta respectfully disagree, Slough Hilton. Most of the people on that list can turn out great performances, given the right script and director - I mean, Kristin Scott Thomas? She's an incredible actress! Something like "Shopaholic" just seems beneath them. Then again, it seems beneath Isla Fisher, and she starred in…

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Someone needs to register "Zeppo, the forgotten Wahlberg" as a username post-haste.

That Shopaholic cast
John Goodman, Joan Cusack, John Lithgow, Kristin Scott Thomas, Fred Armisen, Lynn Redgrave … jeez, did they all just fancy some holiday money at the same time?

Then I assume this year 40% will have jokes about Twitter.

Wait a second … the name "Phellatio" is actually meant as some kind of wordplay? I guess I've been underestimating the caliber of trolls on this site.

I think everyone agrees that the one thing Caddyshack needed was serious consideration of the logistics behind organising an orgy.

Non-fake answer: Michelle Yeoh learned her lines for Crouching Tiger phonetically because she doesn't speak Mandarin. I don't either, so it didn't really affect my viewing experience.

Would have been better if you "power up" by getting blotto on red wine.

…Umm … Monkey Tennis?

Didn't Orange Country have a Social Distortion song on the soundtrack? I've never seen the film but somehow I know that. That's gotta be a redeeming feature at least.

I'm gutted to learn this film won't have a sequel called The Preposition.